Grand opening: Part one

It’s fiction Friday! This week I have another camping horror story for you. This will be another ongoing story, but I don’t know how many parts it will be.

The red van pulls up next to a small log structure. A banner announcing a grand opening is hanging from the roof.

An elderly man is sitting in front of the structure reading a newspaper. His bald head is covered with dry skin and liver spots. Large ears frame weathered, dark red cheeks on a lopsided face. He wears a plaid shirt with suspenders.

He stands up when he sees the van. The driver’s side window rolls down. The sound of children arguing drifts into the air.

“Hi, Dad,” the woman at the wheel says.

“What’s all this ruckus about?” George says as he rests his arms on the the open window. There are shouts of, “Grandpa!” and three kids tumble out of the van.

“Are lots of people already here?” his daughter Beverly asks.

He shakes his head. “Just two other families,” he says.

“Maybe people are worried because of what happened last time.”

“Oh, that won’t happen again,” he says. “Well, come on. Let’s get everyone settled. I saved you the best site. It’s right on the lake, has a great view.”

“I don’t want to be on the lake,” she protests. “It’s not safe with the kids.”

“Eh? What’s that?” he says, turning his left ear towards her.

“I don’t feel safe with the kids near the lake.”

He waves a hand dismissively. “They know to stay away from the lake, don’t you kids?”

“Yeah!” the kids say. “We know!”

He looks past her into the van. “Where’s Jason?” he asks.

“He’s not coming.” She looks down at her hands on the steering wheel and struggles to keep her eyes still and dry. “We’re not together.”

“Oh. Oh, I see.” He stares at her for a moment and then says, “Who wants a ride on the tractor?”

“I do, I do!” the kids shout.

“Well, come on, let’s go,” George says. He leads them to a small tractor attached to a wagon. The kids climb into the wagon and he drives them to the campsite with Beverly following in her van.

He stops the tractor in front of a large campsite. The tall trees cast deep shadows on the lush grass. The edge of the campsite is on a hill with a thin trail that leads to the beach.

“Well, here we are,” Grandpa says. “This is the best campsite in this place.”

“Cooool!” Leo says as he jumps out of the wagon. The other two kids get out, too.

“Mommy?” says Ada, the youngest. “What happened last time?”

“What do you mean?” Beverly asks.

“You said maybe people didn’t come because of what happened last time.”

“The last time Grandpa tried to open the campground, a little girl went into the lake by herself and drowned.” Beverly points her finger at Ada’s face. “So you better stay away from that lake. You can only go swimming if I go with you.”

“Can I go with Leo and Olivia?”

“No!” Beverly says, her eyes wide. “Only me. That goes for all of you.”

Leo and Olivia are arguing again. Ada sees a little girl standing next to a tree. Her hair and clothes are wet and water is dripping on her bare feet.

“What was the little girl’s name?” Ada asks.

“What little girl?” her grandfather says.

The little girl whispers, “Zoe.”

“She means the one who drowned,” Beverly says.

“Was her name Zoe?” Ada asks.

Beverly looks startled. “How did you know that?” she asks.

“I just guessed,” Ada says.

Zoe smiles at her.

Video: Happy Skull Camping Park: Part two: Meg

The Raccoon Brontosaurus Channel presents Happy Skull Camping Park: Part two: Meg

It’s like the Fireplace Channel, except with a scary story.

Meg thought that her family might enjoy a camping trip together, but her kids weren’t happy when they arrived and now her son is acting weird. Will a short hike to a waterfall make their trip more fun?

This is part two of a four part series. You can read it here. If you missed part one, you can watch it here.

Story, artwork and narration by Saraline Grenier. Music by Philip Marlatt.

If you need something to lighten the mood after listening to my story, check out this silly TikTok that I made. It’s an animation of a cat that I drew to go with a sea shanty by the Trailer Park Boys.

Here is a gallery of the new artwork that I made for my YouTube video.

Bowie

The first band I saw in concert was the Moody Blues when I was six or seven. We saw them at Canada’s Wonderland in Toronto. Our day was spent going on the rides and walking back to the parking lot to eat sandwiches and salads from our cooler.

When the sun was getting ready to finally give us some space, my parents spread a blanket out on the grass where we could see the stage. We relaxed on the blanket and enjoyed the music.

“I want to see a show this summer,” my husband tells me many years later. I do a quick search in our vicinity, and I find one: a Sam Roberts concert in Mont-Tremblant.

“Do I know that band?” Phil asks. I list off some songs I think he knows. We listen to some on YouTube. Phil agrees that it could be a good choice.

“It’s nice up there,” I say. “We could find somewhere to stay and have a mini-vacation.”

“Can I come?” my son asks. It seems like a good setting for his first concert, so I say yes.

A couple days later, my son and I are having a video chat with my sister.

“Tell her what we’re doing this summer,” I say.

My son’s eyes light up. “We’re going to a David Bowie concert!” he says.

Stealth

Even though I’m a kid and even though it’s summer time, I am riding my bike to school. My errand today is to pick up my high school report card, and it turns out to be a lovely day for a bike ride.

The country highway is straight and cuts through the flat landscape. Some of the ditches along the road are soft with fresh cut grass, some are full of weeds, and some are spongey and hidden by tall, elegant reeds. Bushy trees line fields, and as I get closer to my school, the corn crops dwindle and make way for the tobacco crops.

I arrive at my destination. As I turn into the school parking lot, my dog, Creedence, emerges from the shadows like a Viking invader. She is panting happily, and very proud of how silently she ran through the ditches and behind the trees as she followed me to school.

Three recipes in one: French onion soup, French onion dip, French onion slow-cooker pot roast

If you read about my recent cheese adventure, then you may remember that I picked up a nice Swiss cheese at Fromagerie St-Fidèle in La Malbaie, Quebec. It seemed like a good excuse to make some French onion soup.

Over the years, I have tried different recipes, some more complicated than others. This time, I decided to just wing it. Here is what I did.

French onion soup

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First sighting

We always get fall clothes when it’s time to go back to school, and then it’s still too hot to wear them. What do we expect? One day it’s August, the next day it’s September. Why do we think we’ll need so many sweaters?

This is the case in 2001, when I’m waiting for my very first university class to start. I sit on the floor in the hallway, uncomfortable in a very cute green sweater.

There is a guy standing across from me who is also waiting. He kind of looks like Vincent Van Gogh, but with a bigger beard.

The red beard is only the first thing I notice. He is wearing pyjama pants, and a comfy old pair of slippers. He leans against a wall looking unconcerned.

I have to admire his demeanour. Here he is, comfortable as can be, because who cares? I look at him while I sweat in my uncomfortable fall outfit.

I don’t know yet that I’m going to marry this guy one day. It’s months before I even speak to him.

Garden Star of the Week: Phlox

A previous owner of my house planted these, and I am always happy to see them bloom.

Phlox can come in creeping varieties that are used as ground cover, and also standing varieties that stretch above your other plants. I have one of the tall varieties.

My phlox (phloxes?) are a pretty and light purple colour. They stand out against the dark brown of the wood siding on my house, and they also attract butterflies. Who doesn’t like butterflies?

The flowers are also star-shaped, which seems as good a reason as any to name this attractive plant Garden Star 🌟 of the Week. Welcome to the club, phlox!

Video: Happy Skull Camping Park: Part one: Cam

As promised, here is a campfire video.

Welcome to the Raccoon Brontosaurus Campfire Channel. It’s like the Fireplace Channel, except I’m reading you a scary story.

You can read the original story here, and if you can’t wait until the video next week to find out what happens next, you can read part two here.

This week I’ve added music to my video. The song v_spoopy was composed by my husband, Philip Marlatt. There’s also some fine voice acting by an eastern screech owl that was hanging out around our backyard. The writing and artwork were done by me.

Here is a gallery of the artwork in the video.

Tourtière

It is Thanksgiving, but my son and I aren’t celebrating. I recently started a new job, and he recently started kindergarten. We are both just happy to have a long weekend to relax.

I’m not going to make a turkey dinner for the two of us, but it is a long weekend, so maybe I’ll get something a little festive. As we walk up and down the grocery store aisles, I see the frozen tourtières. A tourtière is sort of festive, I guess. I put one in my cart.

It is easy to make. All I have to do is put the frozen meat pie in the oven and wait. My son and I enjoy our slightly festive dinner.

A week goes by. Temperatures are getting lower and the air is more refreshing. The trees look like they’re going to a festival with all of their bright leaves on display.

My son brings home an assignment that he had at school. The top of the sheet says, “Draw a picture of what you ate for Thanksgiving.”

My son has carefully drawn a brown circle. At the bottom, his teacher has written, “A little more detail next time, please.”

There’s a man in my house who claims to be my cat

Hello, my dear readers! Today is Wednesday and it is time for some fiction. I do have another horror story for you, but this one has more jokes than the last one.

The last thing that I want to see is some guy that I don’t know sitting on my couch when I get home from work.

A heavy ball of nausea drops to the bottom of my stomach. I am trying to remember where I put my phone so I can call the police.

“Who are you and why are you in my house?” I say as I shove my hands into every single one of my pockets.

“What do you mean?” he says. “It’s, me, Freddie.” He jumps onto the floor and lays on his back. He arches his belly at me. He curls his hands over his chest with his fingers pointing down.

My pockets are empty. “Freddie who?” I say as I move on to my purse. It feels like someone is dribbling a basketball in my chest.

“Freddie Purrcury,” the man says sadly. “Don’t you recognize me?”

“Freddie Purrcury my cat?” My phone is not in my purse either.

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